Funniest Joke I've Ever Read...

There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane on their way
to Florida. One black mother and her child were on their way to visit
relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way
to a convention.


The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes an
announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying:
'We have overloaded this flight.
We are going to have to start throwing luggage out
the window so the plane won't go down.'


Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window. Five
minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement.
'We are still experiencing problems.
We're sorry, but the plane is still overloaded and
we're going to have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won't go
down.'


'We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the
window when we call you by your name.
To make it fair, we'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A.


Will all the African Americans please jump now?'
The black woman and her child continued to sit.


The pilot came over the intercom system.
'Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now'?
The Black woman and child continued to sit.


The pilot came over the intercom system again.


'Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now?
All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child.


The black woman and child continued to sit.
The child then looked up at her Mom and said:
'Mom aren't we all of those?'


The mother then replied to her daughter,
'Baby, we n*ggers tonight and
the K's come before the N's.'


Hey readers, my apologies for the five month hiatus...I can't neccessarily say I'm BACK 100%, however I did need to make a quick return to share this joke :)

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**SPOILER ALERT**

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