Angry Black Man Rant: "Please Control your little Mistakes in Public"

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I do not hate children, BUT there are some that push the envelope. I AM SO tired of b*tches [that includes men] who bring their bad a** mistakes [aka children] into a public place and let them go wild. I understand that maybe you are immune to the noise that they make, BUT DAMN, THE REST OF THE WORLD ISN'T! Control them! I am an ADVOCATE for child leashes. If I was straight and forgot to wear a condom and accidentally got a chick pregnant and had a child...It would be on a leash. A designer one at that. F**k the monkey backpack leashes, my baby would have a Coach leash. I feel like the rate of Amber Alerts would decrease if more parents bought leashes for their children. If you can't control them, let the leash do it. Muzzles are cruel and I would never support that, but some kids make you think twice. I don't mean to sound like such a pessimist but I am just so over people ignoring their hooligans in public places. I love it [sarcasm] when I see the parent casually shopping in a store, while their offspring TERRORIZE the employees at whatever store they happen to be in. CONTROL them. The sound of their crying may not bother you, but guess what?? It bothers the HELL out of EVERYONE else.

I can't say I support what this man did, because I don't know the specifics, and I know had it been my child, he would have died that day, BUT it did bring a chuckle out of me as I read this article. http://news.aol.com/article/man-slaps-child-in-walmart/653392. Well All in all, just control your hyper, spoiled, wild ass rugrats when in public. I'm not the one who couldn't pull out fast enough, so don't make me suffer.